Tag: humor
member name: Rhetta A.
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April 03, 2008 05:15 PM EDT --
NOTE:The opinions in this piece are not all those of the poster:
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository . . .
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April 13, 2008 02:28 PM EDT --
A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, . . .
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February 24, 2008 01:15 PM EST --
From my email:
Cat Commandments
Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard
when thy human is using the computer.
Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.
. . .
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April 28, 2008 10:31 AM EDT --
Just for fun, I've been rewriting Shakespeare's "Shall I Compare Thee to A Summer's Day."
Here's his version:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more . . .
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October 28, 2008 08:01 PM EDT --
"Come here," Rozi said at work, "but don't laugh too loud, we'll get in trouble."
She was taking a break, and she somehow decided that she needed to see how Fred the dog . . .
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August 06, 2008 08:19 PM EDT --
Ok, listen: If you don't have a sense of humor, don't bother. If you do, here's an entertaining campaign video, for once:
http://www.thedailygreen.com/environmental-news/latest/paris-hilton-energy-47080601?src=nl&mag=tdg&list=dgr&kw=ist . . .
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September 06, 2008 07:15 PM EDT --
From my email:
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: . . .
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April 11, 2009 10:51 AM EDT --
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
What's the best way to send mail to the Easter . . .
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September 14, 2008 08:01 PM EDT --
From my email:
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave
her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave . . .
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October 29, 2008 03:48 PM EDT --
Thanks, Anita, for the title:)
Since you all are just as twisted as my daughter, I've decided to share more of Fred the chihuahua's yearbook pictures, courtesy of my daughter and the Yearbook . . .
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March 18, 2009 08:50 AM EDT --
These jokes are going to be very funny to anyone who is Unitarian Universalist or who is familiar with Unitarian Universalists. For the rest of you, it will help to know that UU's LOVE to argue, are . . .
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October 25, 2009 05:31 PM EDT --
Most of these are at my website at http://www.maxandstar.info/halloween.htm
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy
How do witches keep their hair in place . . .
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December 13, 2009 03:41 PM EST --
I just caught myself singing to myself, "Walking around the Christmas tree.."
I believe i was combining "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" and "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree," but it certainly does . . .
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March 10, 2008 10:59 AM EDT --
I'm in the mood to be a little silly today, so here's some St. Patrick's Day riddles for you from my St. Patrick's Day page at Fabulous Freebies and Fun Links for Kids:
Q:What's . . .
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March 28, 2008 03:15 PM EDT --
So, two days ago, my daughter created a MySpace for Fred Darling, her chihuahua. (The same Fred of whom I posted the picture, seemingly driving her car.) Now, Fred has 26 friends already. This . . .
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April 01, 2008 09:46 AM EDT --
Trey Parker and Matt Stone have made a new website available that will make every episode of all 12 seasons free! The site also features games, clips, news and a whole lot more. Here's the official . . .
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February 05, 2009 05:04 PM EST --
I know some people think we should only share original work, but if I could be this amusing, I would be.
Michael Spradlin writes young adult fantasy, and has a new book for young people set in . . .
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March 15, 2009 05:04 PM EDT --
What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
Top o' the moaning to you!
What would you get if you crossed an Irishman with a basketball player?
Eire Jordan
What might you call an . . .
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May 30, 2008 10:42 AM EDT --
We're going to have some fun today:
In 2006, Marc Gunn and Andrew McKee of the Brogdingnagian Bards, a Celtic folk group, decided to put out a little magazine as a promotional piece for DragonCon, . . .
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March 13, 2009 08:18 PM EDT --
I put them on there for kids, but really I put them on there for me.
Riddle: What's out on the lawn all summer and is Irish? . . .
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